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ZNS, Sep 21, 1998, Liff, British Commonwealth. The leading expert on Zangedingology, Rebecca E. Rowland, says that Zangeding has failed its goal. "Destructive powers have entered the Zangelding Consortium in University of Elimäki, Finland.", says Dr. Rowland. She believes that the liaison of the UN in the Consortium may be the only innocent party. She continues, "it is very possible that we will be seeing the demise of the Consortium as we know it in a few months."
We interviewed the Consortium's current director, Dick E. Rick, also a Professor of Metamathematics at the University. He says that Dr. Rowland is mistaken, "There are no dark forces withing the Consortium." He admits that the organisation has gone through major changes, putting much power in his hands. "But that's just a convenience measure; the Consortium Board has no resources to deal with all the minutiae that is involved in running an organisation like the Zangelding Consortium," he contiues.
We could not reach the original founder of the Zangelding Movement. However, his secretary has issued an press release stating, amongst other things, that the Founder takes no interest in the Consortium as it is an organisation where one is not needed.
Dr. Rowland summaries the problems. "If the new powers are not reacted upon, we shall see the victory of the Atrocity Community. We don't want that, do we?"
Do we want to lose? Nobody does. The question is, are there really fire in this smoke, in other words, are the concerns valid. We just have to wait and see, and in the mean time be on our toes.
Last modified: Mon Sep 21 14:15:45 EEST 1998